10 things I hate about you | A story of every Closet Blinger’s worst nightmare.
No.1 (ﾒ｀ﾛ´)/ Your dumb muscles
No.2 ヽ(｀⌒´ )ノ Your dumb face
No.3 The jawline ಥ_ಥ
No.4 The voice that makes me emotionally unstable (╥_╥)
No.5 The stupid things you say -_____________-
No.6 That tongue *~*
No.7 Your general state of being
No.9 When you try to be sexy >….>
and succeed without warning.
No.10 Your natural cuteness we’ve come to love so much.
Thanks for ruining my life. I love you, you hideous nipple ♡
My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING
UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”